- Unbidden.

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

  • Homophobic Person:My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person:Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person:I like both!
  • Pansexual Person:Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person:I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person:whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.